Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Will the real Kilgore Trout please stand-up.

Ah, the mysteries of Kent ! So one clever marketeer for a pretty-but-not-overwhelmingly-so country estate posts on the information super-highway that "..the Beatles once owned this pile" and an obsessive with form then spends nights planning how he can get his family on a 'local day out' without giving a clue to his true motives. "Hey kids ! I hear there is a nice park with swings and slides and ice creams (gotta play up the confectionary) just outside West Malling - fancy a picnic ?"...."Yeah ! Let's do it". Mad, mad laughing on the inside ! I scare myself sometimes...

So here it is - Douces Mannor in West Malling (overlooking a nice park). Did they ? Why did they ? When did they ? Not a clue out there.

Who can help on this one ? Hello ? Is there anybody there ?

Monday, April 11, 2011

Oldies but goldies

Ah...back in the day before, facebook, web-n-walk, £144 monthly teenage mobile phone bills, £50 Jack Wills t-shirts, boyfriends' rugby matches, strop after strop after bloody strop. God, it was only 2007 !