Ringo has just sold the No. 00000001 White Album for $790000. Alas, having just checked my cherished collection of all things Fab in the 'room thou shalt not enter, kids' I am disappointed to find my album is without number. Whatsmore, what the hell has happened to my poster insert ? Bloody hell ! Please don't say I left it on the university bedsit wall in 1981 ? Dang.